Jessica Simpleton
"Jessica Simpson wants to adopt" according to CNN.com. Is it me or is adopting babies like this year's chihuahua in a Gucci dog carrier? Between Angelina Jolie, Meg Ryan and now Jessica Simpson we have a regular fad kicking in. It's time to get a franchise going and make a buck on this. Ladies, quit the pill and make a buck. Celebrities have just discovered "adoption" and doesn't it look cute to have a little foreign baby on one's hip? Too bad the peaseant look of last season is out because half starving little children look really good next to those exotic colors and patterns.
Here is a quote from our little blonde automaton, "I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed," she said. "It's unbelievable."
So if Angelina Jolie started raising snakes you might have gotten on that band wagon too? Think for yourself, invest in a brain. GOD!!!!!!!!
posted by Mouse Jockey at 12:44 PM
4 Comments:
LoL! Maybe she should watch Mommie Dearest on how "not" to raise adopted children.
"NO WIRE HANGERS!"
5:23 PM
She definitely needs a course in "Child Rearing for Dummies".
5:33 PM
Maybe someone should give her a plant to take care of all by herself. No gardener to tend to it, just a small fern. If it lives beyond a year, then maybe graduate to a dog if that lives, THEN she can try a human baby.
7:59 PM
I still wouldn't trust her she needs a chimp THEN a human...but still she needs to be kept under close surveillance other wise she might try feeding the kid buffalo wings.
11:59 PM
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